De jack , 21-05-2009

UQ - hey all.
coming from california moving to queensland to go to UQ...i surf alot over here but i was wondering if anyone could point me in the direction of a break in the brisbane/near-by areas that is pretty fair. I just need a place to get in the water and my feet on the ground for a while there while i sort it all out...thanks guys/girls
-jack

De Anonymous , 27-01-2009

snapper cocks - yeh snapper rocks is crap anyway. there are no locals there they are all fags. all snapper locals are homos anyway no one on the gold coast or anywhere for that matter can claim they own a break just beacause they have a house nearby. no one owns the water. and when the time comes that it is possible to own patches of water i will buy snapper and fill it in with concrete and build a sewage treatment plant on it. muhahahahahahahahahahaha. ps. im rich enough to do it too.

De my bum has ingrown hairs , 14-06-2007

- there was this one time i was out at north straddi.... solid -78ft on the buoys, just me an kelly slater out on this peak that was funnelin like a wendys milk shake i said to kel 'yo dog ill take dis wave aight' an hes like ' f@ck off c@ck head i dont even like u' ps i shave my ass hole