De Anonymous , 21-09-2011

MY NEMESIS - Who is the guy with the really fat face and ponytail? He often rides a huge paddleboard on small days and takes every other wave. He is my nemesis. GOD HOW I HATE HIM!!!

De sean854j , 27-10-2010

Malibu Beach - Great

De Anonymous , 11-09-2010

New from San Diego - Just moved up from SD, reading some pretty negative vibes about the Malibu surf scene, was hoping to see for myself mañana, any suggestions on a good spot?

De Aussie Bob , 29-11-2009

HAHAHAHAHAHA - just take a look at the photos above and then ask yourselves: WTF are we fighting over?

De Anonymous , 13-10-2008

Really? - I just moved here from the islands… I’m surprised and sad at what Surfing has become in the mainland. People should not be fighting and bickering at each other in the water, we are all in the water to get away from the “land” of competition and stress. Just cruise.

De Peter Fitzwell , 15-04-2008

Hey Anonymous - I will take you up on that offer.... I am in *that* kind of mood, name the place and the location. Cockroaches like you diserve to get kicked out of the gene pool. I feel sorry for your kids and mother...

De Johnny Utah , 20-06-2007

I Had This Conversation Before - It went something like this...
Johnny Utah: Okay. I get it. This is where you tell me that "locals rule", and that Yuppie insects like me shouldn't be surfing the break, right?
Bunker Weiss: [smiling] Nope.
Surf gang: That would be a waste of time...
Lupton "Warchild" Pittman: We're just gonna f**k you up!

De Matt Johnson , 19-06-2007

Washed up and Conflicted - I don't wanna be a star. Have my picture in magazines, have a bunch of kids looking up to me. I'm a drunk, Bear, a screw up. I just surf cause its good to go out and ride with your friends. I don't even have that anymore.(But I wouldn't mind being discovered by Hollywood)

De hardcase , 11-05-2007

"ease up or else guy" - fighting has been my profession for 20 years, I have typically found that people who talk the way you have about kickin ass, usually can't kick ass at all. Talk is talk, othing more. Good luck to you and hopefully for you, you won't be rude to me out there!

De Old Salty , 01-04-2007

Take a valium! - Holy cow man! ease up. Surfin's supposed to be fun not a war. If you really want to kill someone join the army and go to Iraq - Mr Bush will love ya for it. Otherwise tgake a big dose of valium and have a good little nap.